One day, Sonic the Hedgeog was runind down the lain when he run into Shadow. Shadow was stnading there holding his iPod and looking so bishonoene. Sonic stoped adn askes Shadow what he was doing.

"I am waiting for you so we can go on a mighty cool adventreu' said Shadow as he turned his Lincon Park music up higher.

Sonic laughed as he then hugged Shadow, thanking him for allowing him to go with him to he coould join him on him adventure to go with him to where him was going him.

They then whent to Stantion Square to met Maria-Chan, the fuchure daughter of Maria and sHadow from anoterh time. Rouge and Cream were their and they were trying on their new swimstis. Maria-chan and Cream looked so hot but Rouge looked tge best; her enourmous breast glistened in the noon sun like dew-kissed peaches. Their perfectly round and sculptured forms were nearly the size of very large watermelons but had the gravtational pull of two balloons filled with helium floating in space. Shadow and Sonic were getting hard on's just by looking at them, considernig that they they they were only interested in each other. Roughe took on step and her giant breast heaved forward, the nipples shooting out instantly.

'OMG! YOU LOOK SO KIWII!' Maria-chan shouted as she went in and hugged both Shadow and Sonic, her breast going into their faces 'Let's go get eggman...but fist....RAMEN!'

'KAWII!!' everyone shouted as they went to the nearest ramen stand. The girls ate so much that they got really fat but this made them hotter. Shadow wouldn't let Sonic eat because fat men are gross and he needed someone to straddle later on.

And then Eggman farted.

The end.

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Alright, what was the point of that!? Let's just say I had a run in with...something so god-awfully bad that I had to recreate it someway!

Anyway, I am writing....lots of things but not fanfics. I really don't have the time to write fanfics anymore unless it some sort of satire....but still there is one that I have to finish and post but for what that is, it will remain a secrete. One person however DOES know...and you better keep it to yourself you-know-who because I don't want people knowing yet damn it!

But back to writing; I was thinking of posting some of the Rebel scripts here but looking at a lot of my other shit, is there anyone that is actually interested? I mean, I'm not going to post JACK if no-one is interested in it. I don't want to waste my time doing shit if no one even cares ya know.

So yeah...tell me. Would you LIKE to see the Rebel scripts? DarknessbUnnie would really, really like to know.